Go through the doorway

You appear to be standing in a storeroom. Various bits of dusty, worn, and bloodstained equipment is located on various shelves or leaning in a corner.

To investigate them click on the words. (Btw, If you haven't worked this out already, how did you get here?)

There is A Large Helmet, a Suit Of Padded Armour, some Studded Gauntlets, a Spiked Medaeval-Type Shield, a Sledgehammer, a Fork Tied To A Broomstick, a can of Bodyspray, a pair of Sunglasses and some Old Newspapers.

When you've done nosing around, you need to choose what to take with you. What is your STR stat?

1-4: you may carry only one of the above objects.

6-8: you may carry 5 of the above items

8-14: what happened to 5?

18-34: who thought this bit up? what the hell is a STR stat anyway?

okay, fine, just pretend you can carry 8 items, and be done with it. make a note of what you leave behind and NO CHEATING.

Now, Venture Out Into The machinery yard.

Too scared? It'll be fine. There's hardly any chance that you couldn't carry something really important.