Choose Your Own Adventure: Turdgeon Farm Of Inevitable Mutilation

You have travelled across Pandora, on the basis of a letter left to you in your old uncle Malachi's will. It seems that you are now the lucky and proud owner of his Turdgeon Farm. Approaching the ramshakle, run down outstead, you notice an unusual smell hanging in the air. do you:

Run screaming and waving your Arms in the air?

or

Carefully approach the buildings?